Eggflation Survivor — Pocket Tee

You made it. Barely. But you made it.

Somewhere between the $14 carton at Kroger and the moment you stood in the dairy aisle doing mental math on a Tuesday morning, something changed in you. You didn't break. You adapted. You survived.

This shirt is for you.

The Eggflation Survivor pocket tee wears its truth quietly — bold typography on the left chest, and a single solemn line across the upper back: "2025 — Never Forget." No explanation needed. Everyone who sees it will know exactly what you've been through.

Built on the Bella+Canvas 3021 — one of the softest, most comfortable tees in the game — this isn't a novelty shirt you wear once to a cookout and retire. The lightweight Airlume combed cotton drapes well, breathes easy, and gets softer every single wash. The left chest pocket and retail slim fit give it a thoughtful, put-together look that says I have a sense of humor AND personal style, which honestly feels like a win in this economy.

Limited monthly drop. Once it's gone, it's gone — just like affordable groceries.

This shirt was made for: The home cook who pivoted to oatmeal. The brunch enthusiast in recovery. The person who now flinches at the word quiche. Anyone who needs the world to know they are still here, still standing, and slightly traumatized.

Product Details

Crafted on the Bella+Canvas 3021 Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Pocket Tee — a fan favorite for its fit, feel, and finish.

Fabric & Construction 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton in solid colors for an exceptionally soft hand feel. Lightweight at 4.2 oz/yd² — breathable enough for everyday wear and easy to layer when the season calls for it. Heather colorways are 52% cotton / 48% polyester for a subtle texture. Side seams give the shirt a clean, structured silhouette that actually flatters — not boxy, not oversized, just right. Tear-away label means zero itching, zero regrets.

The Design Left chest pocket features clean, minimal typography — understated but unmistakable. Upper back carries the commemorative text: "2025 — Never Forget." Printed with soft-hand ink so it moves with the fabric and won't crack after washing.

Fit Retail slim fit. Not skin-tight, not a tent. True to size with a slightly tapered body. Size up if you prefer a relaxed fit or plan to layer.

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
• Non-chlorine bleach only if needed
• Tumble dry on low heat
• Iron or steam on low heat only
• Do not dry clean

Treat it well. You both survived a lot.

Sizing

Runs true to size. Unisex fit. See our size chart for exact measurements — we want the fit to be as solid as your egg-free resolve.

Part of the Shirts & Giggles Monthly Drop — limited quantities, no restocks. Every design retires at the end of the month.