You canceled cable in 2016. You were free. No contract. No bundle. No $80/month for channels you didn't watch.
Then Netflix was $8. Fine. Then Hulu had the show your coworker wouldn't stop talking about. Then Disney+ launched and suddenly you had opinions about a streaming service owned by a theme park. Then HBO became Max because someone in a boardroom needed to justify their salary. Then Peacock existed for reasons that remain unclear. Then Apple TV+ had that one show — the one with Jason Sudeikis, or the submarine, or the one where everyone whispers. You added it. You forgot to cancel it.
You're paying $69 a month. Some of them have ads now. You have eight apps and you still can't find anything to watch on a Tuesday night.
You rebuilt cable. Nobody made you. You did it one subscription at a time, voluntarily, over the course of a decade. This shirt is the confession.
"I Rebuilt Cable" sits on the left chest in clean, quiet type. Flip it around and the back reads: "8 Apps. Same Shows. More Ads." — which is the part that makes people stop you on the street.
Product features - 100% heavy-weight cotton (6.0 oz/yd²) for a substantial, durable feel - Garment-dyed finish for vintage color and soft texture - Relaxed fit with wide rib collar and taped shoulder/neck for shape retention - OEKO-TEX Standard 100 plus FLA and WRAP-certified manufacturing - DTG/DTF printed details and tear-away label for comfortable wear
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean
